This is our lovely Son Jeff, he's 3.
We have a mango tree in our garden ...
I know, I know... you're all jealous,
jealous, hateful, angry vegans...
It's not all fun & games you know- we had an intruder, a mango thief - so my son, my wife & I had to pick them all before they were ripe.
Came 3 days on a run and stole 3 mangoes - and don't give me any of that "were vegan, we should love animals bullsh&t" - put it this way, I didn't sneak into his home and steal any of his nuts, did I - well, did I ?!
It's a matter of respect little guy, and you crossed that line ! Little squirrel - politely go munch on something else, and tell your friends not to come sniffing around here too !
After I calmed myself down and stopped shouting explicit profanities at a poor defenceless animal about a thirtieth of my size, my son told me,
"so big big mango, I strong boy !"